| Rik Mayall | as | Alan B'Stard | |
| Michael Troughton | as | Piers Fletcher-Dervish | |
| Marsha Fitzalan | as | Sarah B'Stard | |
| Rowena Cooper | as | Norman/Norma Bormann (Series 1) | |
| Charles Gray | as | Roland Gidleigh-Park (Series 1) | |
| Vivien Heilbron | as | Beatrice Protheroe (Series 1) | |
| Stephen Nallon | as | Mrs Thatcher (Series 1-2) | |
| John Nettleton | as | Sir Stephen Baxter (Series 1-2) | |
| Nick Stringer | as | Bob Crippen (Series 1-2) | |
| Berwick Kaler | as | Geoff Diquead (Series 2) | |
| Terence Alexander | as | Sir Greville McDonald (Series 3-4) |
Series: 4
Episodes: 28
Transmitted: 1987-1994
Channel: ITV
Yorkshire Television
BBC Television (1994 Special)