Comedy A-Z Pages:
| Eric Sykes | as | The Secretary | |
| Garfield Morgan | as | George Brady (The Captain) | |
| John Quayle | as | Mr Woodley | |
| Ronnie Brody | as | John (The Steward) | |
| John Clegg | as | Sam | |
| John Lyons | as | Dennis | |
| Charmian May | as | Miranda (The Lady Captain) | |
| Derek Newark | as | Mr Bennett | |
| Michael Redfern | as | Jack | |
| Ivor Roberts | as | Harold (The President) | |
| Norman Rossington | as | Jim Goatman |
Series: 1
Episodes: 7
Transmitted: 1989
Channel: ITV
Central Television