Episode Guide (Series 3)
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1: Are You Right There, Father Ted? (13 Mar 98)
Father Ted manages to upset the Chinese population of Craggy Island.
2: Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep (20 Mar 98)
It's the annual Craggy Island Sheep Festival and the favourite is troubled by a bad case of nerves ...
3: Speed 3 (27 Mar 98)
The Craggy Island milkman, Pat Mustard, is sacked and Father Dougal takes over his milk round. Pat plants a bomb under the milk float which will explode unless Dougal can keep the float moving at speeds greater than 4 miles per hour.
4: The Mainland (3 Apr 98)
Father Ted gets very nervous about a trip to the mainland. Mrs Doyle has tea with a friend. Father Jack gets his eyes tested.
5: Escape From Victory (10 Apr 98)
It's time for the annual "All Priests Over 75" five-a-side football match against Rugged Island. Father Ted suspects Father Dick Byrne of skullduggery.
6: Kicking Bishop Brennan Up The Arse (17 Apr 98)
Father Ted loses a bet. As a 'forfeit', he has to kick Bishop Brennan in the posterior ...
7: Night Of The Nearly Dead (24 Apr 98)
Mrs Doyle gets a visit from a singing star. When the news gets out, the Parochial House comes under siege from fans ...
8: Going To America (1 May 98)
Ted is offered a new parish - in Beverly Hills. How can he break the news to Dougal and Jack that he'll be leaving them behind?