Episode Guide : Series 3

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Episode 1 (13 MAR 98)
Are You Right There, Father Ted?

Father Ted manages to upset the Chinese population of Craggy Island.

Episode 2 (20 MAR 98)
Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep

It's the annual Craggy Island Sheep Festival and the favourite is troubled by a bad case of nerves ...

Episode 3 (27 MAR 98)
Speed 3

The Craggy Island milkman, Pat Mustard, is sacked and Father Dougal takes over his milk round. Pat plants a bomb under the milk float which will explode unless Dougal can keep the float moving at speeds greater than 4 miles per hour.

Episode 4 (3 APR 98)
The Mainland

Father Ted gets very nervous about a trip to the mainland. Mrs Doyle has tea with a friend. Father Jack gets his eyes tested.

Episode 5 (10 APR 98)
Escape From Victory

It's time for the annual "All Priests Over 75" five-a-side football match against Rugged Island. Father Ted suspects Father Dick Byrne of skullduggery.

Episode 6 (17 APR 98)
Kicking Bishop Brennan Up The Arse

Father Ted loses a bet. As a 'forfeit', he has to kick Bishop Brennan in the posterior ...

Episode 7 (24 APR 98)
Night Of The Nearly Dead

Mrs Doyle gets a visit from a singing star. When the news gets out, the Parochial House comes under siege from fans ...

Episode 8 (1 MAY 98)
Going To America

Ted is offered a new parish - in Beverly Hills. How can he break the news to Dougal and Jack that he'll be leaving them behind?