The Opening Theme
Stick a pony in me pocket.
I'll fetch the suitcase from the van.
Cos if you want the best 'uns,
But you don't ask questions,
Then brother, I'm your man.
Where it all comes from
Is a mystery.
It's like the changin' of the seasons
And the tides of the sea.
But here's the one what's drivin' me beserk,
Why do only fools and horses work?
La-la-laa-la
La-la-la-la-laa
La-la-laa-la
La-la-la-la-laa
Written and sung by John Sullivan