Memorable Quotes

Patsy:
One more facelift on this one and she'll have a beard.

(Iso Tank)

Patsy:
One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high, the world's your gynaecologist.

(Magazine)

Magda:
If the models get any younger, Pats, they'll be chucking fetuses down the catwalk!

(Hospital)

Patsy:
My mother didn't give birth - she had something removed.

(Birth)

Patsy:
Darling, if you want to talk bollocks and discover the meaning of life, you're better off downing a bottle of whiskey. At least that way, you're unconscious by the time you start to take yourself seriously.

(The End)

Edina:
(to Saffron) You're going to turn into me someday, you know.

Edina's Mother:
(to Edina) And you'll turn into me, dear!

(The Last Shout)